May 9, 2014
Adventures in Dating: Getting dumped can be cathartic if you handle it well
Soooo...this happened to me recently.
Adventures in Dating: Messages that would never get a response from any woman on this planet...
Okay, okay. I know that
blog post title is über harsh, but I'm feeling slightly cranky this morning and
really irritated with the way online dating is going. I spend more time fending
off weirdos with freaky messages than meeting normal people. How would these
men approach women in real life? Is this how they would present themselves for
the first time? Not sure why they think it would go over well in cyber life. We
have the same reaction: roll eyes and ignore.
1) U can't be real lol
2) Look..you have got
an entry here :P
3) hi, hausau!! (He didn't even get
my screen name right!)
You look awesome!!
but do you watch
community?
4) Hey there
kaisi ho? how's your
life going?
it's N here would you
like to chat?
(He lives in India.
I don't know what he thinks is going to happen and I don't understand people
who want to be online friends.)
5) Howdy, here's to
hoping that you want to get to know each other :) (Combined with his height
of 5'3" there was no way this guy was getting a response. Kudos for being
outgoing enough to message first.)
6) u very cute
7) Hey whtzup!!!
I like you plz reply me
on ur opinion!!
8) Hi
How are you? You look
exotic. What do you do for fun? (Nothing. I do absolutely nothing for fun.)
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