Adventures in Dating: The one where I throw up a little in my mouth.

Note: All posts are verbatim. I have changed nothing, including grammar and punctuation (or lack thereof), except their screen name in order to protect the stupid. 

Yep...this just happened.

Master MAXIMUS: your neck, eh ? I have a certain bauble for your neck !

now, for the important stuff - - - are you really, I mean, really, really, really ready for a dominant Master in your life ? this is way beyond the pale of "kinky" play - this is for real - and not to be entered into like a high school seduction "going steady" type of relationship. 

now is the time to run and hide - later it will be too late. 

so, again, are you ready to explore your inner nature with a dominant Master ?

take care, MAX

I responded with "Eww,..I mean ehh, no thanks." Not sure what else it warrants saying.

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OOOOOH UPDATE!!!

Just realised my message to him never actually went through and so I took the opportunity to write this.


"Hi, not sure what in my profile indicated that I'd welcome such a message, but I don't and I'd thank you to not send a message like that to me or any other woman out there without knowing if she'd welcome it first." 

(I'm sure I could have gone meaner or colder, but hopefully this will have the same effect.)